It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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