He kissed a someone with a penis
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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