it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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