Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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