? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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