I never want to see another naked old woman again.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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