then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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