Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Kiss
Puke
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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