wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I wear drunk well.
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