Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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