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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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