Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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