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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
