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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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