I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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