was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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