I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You can't just leave with hair like that
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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