I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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