i don't like sucking hair
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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