you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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