i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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He better not be in your backpack
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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