I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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