I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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