i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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