Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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