she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My ass is underappreciated
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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