craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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