Where is the hickey?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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