i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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