Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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