my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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