That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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