Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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