You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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