that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I have post one night stand depression
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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