EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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