i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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