I could have mohawked her pubes.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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