Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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