Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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