is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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