Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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