I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
zippers are such a cool invention
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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