I want to stick my p in your. b.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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