there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
