How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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