One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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