So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
