Me too!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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