That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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