GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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