I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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