BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
soo... how was my night?
Randomize
