how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I'm really busy with my period
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