I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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